Shrine of Mirza Kamil

January 28, 2012 Leave a comment

Shrine of Mirza Kamil

Martand Temple

January 21, 2012 Leave a comment

Martand Temple

Manasbal Lake

January 14, 2012 Leave a comment

Manasbal Lake

Tomb of Madin Sahab

January 7, 2012 Leave a comment

Tomb of Madin Sahab

Khanqah Shah Hamdan

December 31, 2011 Leave a comment

Khanqah Shah Hamdan

Jawala Temple

December 24, 2011 Leave a comment

Jawala Temple

Cheshmashahi

December 17, 2011 Leave a comment

Cheshmashahi

Amar Singh College

December 10, 2011 Leave a comment

Amar Singh College

Fisherman

December 3, 2011 2 comments

An investment banker was at the pier of a small coastal village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow fin tuna. The investment banker complimented the fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them.

The fisherman replied, “Only a little while.”

The investment banker then asked, “Why didn’t you stay out longer and catch more fish?”

The fisherman said, “With this I have more than enough to support my family’s needs.”

The investment banker then asked, “But what do you do with the rest of your time?”

The fisherman said, “I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, take siesta with my wife, stroll into the village each evening and spend time with my family, I have a full and busy life.”

The investment banker scoffed, “I am a Harvard MBA and could help you. You should spend more time fishing; and with the proceeds, buy a bigger boat: With the proceeds from the bigger boat you could buy several boats. Eventually you would have a fleet of fishing boats. Instead of selling your catch to a middleman you would sell directly to the processor; eventually opening your own cannery. You would control the product, processing and distribution. You would need to leave this small coastal fishing village and move to a big town and eventually to the city where you will run your ever-expanding enterprise.”

The fisherman asked, “But, how long will this all take?”

To which the investment banker replied, “15 to 20 years.”

“But what then?” asked the fisherman.

The investment banker laughed and said that’s the best part. “When the time is right you would announce an IPO and sell your company stock to the public and become very rich, you would make millions.”

“Millions? Then what?”

The investment banker said, “Then you would retire. Move to a small coastal fishing village where you would sleep late, fish a little, play with your kids, take siesta with your wife, stroll to the village in the evenings and spend time with your family.”

 

(Source: Internet)

Categories: Fillers, Humor, Short Stories

Life is Like That

November 26, 2011 Leave a comment

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.

Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute.

THAT’S relativity. – Albert Einstein


The brain is a wonderful organ.

It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. – Robert Frost


The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it. -Franklin P. Jones


It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.- Jerry Seinfeld


It matters not whether you win or lose;

what matters is whether I win or lose. – Darrin Weinberg


Life is pleasant.

Death is peaceful.

It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, didn’t know where to shop.

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

Forgive your enemies but remember their names.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

We owe to the Middle Ages two of the worst inventions of mankind: Romantic Love and Gun Powder.

(Source: Internet)

Categories: Fillers, Humor
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